dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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