what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
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