How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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