I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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