In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
We don't watch enough power rangers
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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