She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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