I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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