The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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