I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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