How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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