Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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