You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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