Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
