Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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