nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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