did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Randomize
