we're blogging at a bar
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Randomize