i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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