I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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