The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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