How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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