He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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