Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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