He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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