I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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