If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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