Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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