Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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