Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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