Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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