i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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