Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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