what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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