Dual....:-)
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Randomize
