we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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