C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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