I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
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