i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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