glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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