You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
