Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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