I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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