I want to stick my p in your. b.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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