I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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