So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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