You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Someone signed my nipple.
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