Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
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