My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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