Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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