my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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