You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I'm really busy with my period
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