I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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