i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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