i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
from now on my penis is your penis
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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